Welcome to Violent Veg

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the official site for those edgy jokers, Violent Veg, where "PC" still means "police constable" - whatever Bill Gates might say - and the medicinal power of a good laugh is recognised and endorsed.

Just here to see our “slightly inoffensive” award-winning jokes? Then click on the Photo-Galleries link for a selection.

To buy a memento of your visit today, click on Shop. We've got books, t-shirts, aprons, mugs, coasters and all sorts of exciting Violent Veg goodies.

To give us some feedback, click on Contact.

If you want to stock Violent Veg products, click on Distributor Information.

If you're interested in our licensing programme, click on the Licensing & Syndication button.

If you're new to Violent Veg, you're very welcome (hey, we even extend the hand of friendship to Vegetarians). Enjoy your visit!

Oh, and here's our message to all you non-believers...