How Green Is Our Veg Table?

We at Violent Veg take our environmental responsibilities very, very seriously, and try assiduously to abide by the following code:

1. No vegetables or fruits will ever be harmed in the making of our photo-cartoons, and all will be paid at rates comparable with other acting comestibles.

2. All cast members who successfully complete their assignments will be recycled in a decent and humane way, for the good of those who come after.

3. We will always aim that our work should be carbon-neutral.

4. We will generate as much of our own energy as possible, and certainly all of our own wind (a special mention here for the beans and the brussels).